The 25 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time
Here I present, for those who have been asking, my diatribe on the 25 worst Christmas songs, originally posted each day leading up to Christmas in December of 2016. I was a different man at the time; more cynical and angry, and overconfident in my ability to blend humor and sarcasm with facts. 3 years later I have a more nuanced appreciation for anything that brings people joy in this world and try my best not to contribute to the trolls and the haters (though trollish hater I am at the core), especially at Christmas time. Therefore, I apologize for my past self's tone and language for some of these posts. Regardless, my opinions have not changed. Song #25. "Hey Santa!" (Jack Kugell; Carnie Wilson; Wendy Wilson) -4:34 Why It's Terrible: The first verse is a shmaltzy platitude that has absolutely nothing to do with the subject matter of the song. "If everyday was Christmas If we could make believe If everyone would care a little more There'd be harmony...